Important Airport Facts

Pretty much don’t touch anything that you don’t have too.

Don’t stand on moving walkways. They are in place to help people get from point ‘A’ to point ‘B’ faster, not to transport the lazy at a slow rate of speed.

Don’t use rolls of toilet paper that are sitting on top of the dispensers. 99% of the time it’s already unrolled across the bathroom floor (absorbing everything it’s path), before someone so kindly rolled it back up and sat it back in the stall for people to use.

Don’t touch handrails on the escalators or walk-alators… C’mon people that’s a given!

Women don’t use the first stall in a public restrooms. There’s always an inch to a 2 inch gap between the wall and stall door… i.e. everyone can see your business.

If you’re lost or confused, stop and stand of to the side until you find your brain. Don’t slowly crawl, criss-crossing back and forth, toting bags that you can’t seem to figure out how to maneuver, while your kids also run back and forth screaming and jumping off the walls, while in front of everyone who knows what’s going on and are trying to get the hell away from you.

That's all for now... More to come.