WARNING!

Asprin taken daily with a fifth of Vodka greatly reduces the awareness if heart attacks.

Thankful For Sunday's...

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet...

I declare this week, Dry Week! Which can be taken in a couple different ways I'm sure... But I have 2 in mind; No more Snow/Rain and no more Booze this week... I think everything around and inside me could use a good drying up or detoxing.

Sometimes I’m thankful for Sunday’s, because the weekends are just too rough on me!

I'm Going To Think Of It As A Positive...

Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people.

Hate The Sin and Love The Sinner

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~Mohandas K. Gandhi~

Hate the sin and love the sinner.

It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.

Silence is a great help to a seeker after truth. In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth, and the soul requires inward restfulness to attain its full height.

If At First You Don't Succeed...

Just remember - Not everything starts out perfect... Even Diamonds started out as coal and Pearls started out as a Parasite in a spit sac inside a Mussel.

Sunday Whyday

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces, new born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet… I have some questions:

~ Why do people complain about it being too cold during winter and complain about it being too hot in summer?

~ Gripe about the weather being to dry and gripe about it being too wet when we get moisture?

~ Trash talk their jobs when there are people out there who are begging for ANY type of work? ~ Complain about their life situations and are too ignorant to realize they are where they are, because of the choices they’ve made?

~ Cry because work took away something as stupid as a ‘Boot Voucher’ when they already have a closet FULL of boots and shoes at home?

~ Find fault in wearing personal clothes to the work place, because it puts wear and tear on them. But then whine when management offers uniforms to the whole department?

~ Cry about not having money, but brag about something they bought?

~ People always say “I ate too much”, very rare do you hear someone say “I ate too little”…

People are so quick to protest the negatives, or turn simple things into a negative and dwell on it, day in and day out…

I guess what I’m thinking, saying, ranting about is that everything could always be worse and every negative comes with a positive. Sometimes you just have to spend a little more time looking for the positive…

Where's The Common Sense- Part 2

People seem to be losing their minds more and more as time goes on...

Is it that people consume too much processed food, inhale too much pollution, drink too much booze, procreate with their close relatives, intake too many drugs (of all sorts), watch too much Porn, prey to made up gods, search for the unknown, etc... The list of negatives (or positives depending who you are) can go on and on...

Do we really have a need to add this, to the list of "Things Not To Do While On An Aircraft"? This should be Common Sense people!...

While on an Aircraft it's not a good idea to Masturbate and Expose yourself to the person in the seat next to you.

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Sunday's Not Always A Funday!

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"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out."