Life Is A Changing!

Life is a changing and for the good!... And Fun!... And Successful!... And… Well at least I hope I'm in the right direction, it feels right!

I’m leaving the big City of Denver, CO to be with my Fiancé and new Step Son in a small town, in the big state of South Dakota!

Which is also on an Indian Reservation.

Which is also a DRY Reservation. Closest Liquor Store is 60 miles away, we’ll see how this goes… I may need to learn how to make Toilet Wine or Bathtub Gin.

So as I leave all my Friends I’ve ever known (the past 28 years) here in Colorado, I say to you guys....… I think I’ll Blog, so I can keep you informed on my transformation and daily happenings!

You are Welcome

Important Airport Facts

Pretty much don’t touch anything that you don’t have too.

Don’t stand on moving walkways. They are in place to help people get from point ‘A’ to point ‘B’ faster, not to transport the lazy at a slow rate of speed.

Don’t use rolls of toilet paper that are sitting on top of the dispensers. 99% of the time it’s already unrolled across the bathroom floor (absorbing everything it’s path), before someone so kindly rolled it back up and sat it back in the stall for people to use.

Don’t touch handrails on the escalators or walk-alators… C’mon people that’s a given!

Women don’t use the first stall in a public restrooms. There’s always an inch to a 2 inch gap between the wall and stall door… i.e. everyone can see your business.

If you’re lost or confused, stop and stand of to the side until you find your brain. Don’t slowly crawl, criss-crossing back and forth, toting bags that you can’t seem to figure out how to maneuver, while your kids also run back and forth screaming and jumping off the walls, while in front of everyone who knows what’s going on and are trying to get the hell away from you.

That's all for now... More to come.

Sunday Chuck Day

The heavens parted, the seas quieted, the earth stood still. From her womb, the goddess brought forth Chuck Norris, sired by the sun, as a gift to mankind. He reclined upon the fertile soil under the crescent moon and immediately sprouted a beard. She spoke softly to the young child and said “Go forth and roundhouse kick people in the face” So it was spoken and so he does. Every now and then he also sells exercise equipment and wears awesome clothes.

Sunday When-Day

I've kind of felt like this all week...

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Since when did being different become bad?

When did speaking your mind become offensive?

When did asking for honesty get you lies?

Since when did you change for the worse?

When did judging people become right?

When did it become right to ask the least

from the people you expect the most of?

When did pain begin to hurt so much?

And when did this all start?

If at first you don't succeed, quit. Because you probably suck...

Easter Sunday

I noticed the great full moon these past couple of nights, but did not realize it was the Paschal Full Moon...

Last Friday was an AMAZING day for me, but I didn’t realize it was “Good Friday”...

I didn’t know that Easter was the end of Lent… But I never held up my end of the deal on that. I’ve been cursing more than ever...

And the Easter Bunny didn’t get the Memo that I had to work on Easter… There is no Candy Basket or eggs to find at my place of employment...

The New Testament teaches that the resurrection of Jesus, which Easter celebrates, is a foundation of the Christian faith. The resurrection established Jesus as the powerful Son of God and is cited as proof that God will judge the world in righteousness. God has given Christians "a new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead” Christians, through faith in the working of God are spiritually resurrected with Jesus so that they may walk in a new way of life.

WARNING!

Asprin taken daily with a fifth of Vodka greatly reduces the awareness if heart attacks.

Thankful For Sunday's...

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet...

I declare this week, Dry Week! Which can be taken in a couple different ways I'm sure... But I have 2 in mind; No more Snow/Rain and no more Booze this week... I think everything around and inside me could use a good drying up or detoxing.

Sometimes I’m thankful for Sunday’s, because the weekends are just too rough on me!

I'm Going To Think Of It As A Positive...

Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people.

Hate The Sin and Love The Sinner

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~Mohandas K. Gandhi~

Hate the sin and love the sinner.

It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.

Silence is a great help to a seeker after truth. In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth, and the soul requires inward restfulness to attain its full height.

If At First You Don't Succeed...

Just remember - Not everything starts out perfect... Even Diamonds started out as coal and Pearls started out as a Parasite in a spit sac inside a Mussel.

Sunday Whyday

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces, new born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet… I have some questions:

~ Why do people complain about it being too cold during winter and complain about it being too hot in summer?

~ Gripe about the weather being to dry and gripe about it being too wet when we get moisture?

~ Trash talk their jobs when there are people out there who are begging for ANY type of work? ~ Complain about their life situations and are too ignorant to realize they are where they are, because of the choices they’ve made?

~ Cry because work took away something as stupid as a ‘Boot Voucher’ when they already have a closet FULL of boots and shoes at home?

~ Find fault in wearing personal clothes to the work place, because it puts wear and tear on them. But then whine when management offers uniforms to the whole department?

~ Cry about not having money, but brag about something they bought?

~ People always say “I ate too much”, very rare do you hear someone say “I ate too little”…

People are so quick to protest the negatives, or turn simple things into a negative and dwell on it, day in and day out…

I guess what I’m thinking, saying, ranting about is that everything could always be worse and every negative comes with a positive. Sometimes you just have to spend a little more time looking for the positive…

Where's The Common Sense- Part 2

People seem to be losing their minds more and more as time goes on...

Is it that people consume too much processed food, inhale too much pollution, drink too much booze, procreate with their close relatives, intake too many drugs (of all sorts), watch too much Porn, prey to made up gods, search for the unknown, etc... The list of negatives (or positives depending who you are) can go on and on...

Do we really have a need to add this, to the list of "Things Not To Do While On An Aircraft"? This should be Common Sense people!...

While on an Aircraft it's not a good idea to Masturbate and Expose yourself to the person in the seat next to you.

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_14499561

Sunday's Not Always A Funday!

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"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out."

Sunday Snowday

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces, new born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet… I would like to Thank You for some things:

2010 has been a great year for me so far!

I’m thankful for having such a wonderful job that provides me great benefits and Health Insurance and that creates very minimal stress in my life. My great Co-workers who make my days fun, humorous and who provide me great cuisine. You guys have also become some pretty good friends and great people in my life. Thank you!

I’m thankful for my group of close friends (you know who you are) who I try to spend all my free time with. You guys complete my life! You always have my back, support me, there for me when I need you, encourage me and we can sure have some amazing times when we throw down... Love you guys!

I’m thankful for finally getting my crap together and growing up by getting my own place… I feel so liberated and I also feel as if I’ve created a new party place for everyone to escape too!... Good times and plenty more to come.

I’m thankful for finding love and being loved… Because The only people you need in your life, are the ones that need you in theirs.

Life is good right now and will be even better when I win the Powerball this year!

“If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re right!”

Fire Starter

I almost burned down the office today with a space heater... It caught fire for about 8 seconds... My Co-Worker saved the day by unplugging it... Then we were safe... The End.

Kind Of Like The Song...

"Life is an Echo... Everything comes back the good, the evil, the truth, the false. So give the world the best you have."

Good Words To Live By

"What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth."

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain and most fools do."

Sunday Funday- Olympic Style

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In honor of the 2010 Winter Olympics...

"I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey."

To Preach, But Never Obey.

Ever notice how most people who claim to be religious are usually the first ones to rack up the bar tab and give the first lap dance of the night to a complete stranger?...